Like Toy Soldiers

It's after 2 in the afternoon and I've been sitting in front of the computer naked looking up different live performances of Martika's 'Toy Soldiers' on Youtube for almost an hour now.



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Now playing: Martika - Toy Soldiers
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Little cat diary

My roommate is on vacation and he went upstate to visit his parents for a week. So I have the apartment to myself. And the cat. Yesterday we played little cat diary. I took his collar off so he looked 'naked' or 'wild' and followed him around the apartment narrating his day. Then I took my clothes off and started wondering around the apartment. I could see why he likes it so much. I got so into it I shit on the kitchen floor. My roommates going to be pissed when he gets home.



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Now playing: Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian
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Infallible Logic

Rape is only funny if the girl is pretty. If they aren't pretty then it isn't funny. Because it isn't rape. Therefore, rape is always funny.



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Now playing: Ozzy Osbourne - No More Tears
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